Obligatory Biography Page

TiffTiff is a female person from the eastern half the North American continent. When she’s not blogging, she can be found doing stuff and, often times, things. She works in a place where everyone outside her department thinks she’s probably the office intern.  (Which works to her advantage when she wants to get discounts at movie theatres or museums.)

She likes watching kitten videos on YouTube, playing her guitar poorly, white russians, nerd rap, Doctor Who, and the color purple. Tiff hates slugs and couscous. She also thinks The Social Network was overrated. She is afraid of clowns, ventriloquist dummies, and marionette puppets.

Tiff has a super human ability wherein she can fix anything, but she won’t fix your computer… Okay, she will fix computer, but only if you ask her real nice-like.

Tiff is convinced that there is a secret society of immortals living among us. Some of the most famous members of this secret society include Sean Connery, Susan Sarandon, and Gwen Stefani. Oh, what? You think that’s crazy? Look at them! Those fuckers haven’t aged in years. They’re just biding their time until us ordinary folk are all killed off in the great robot uprising of 2217, so that they can take over.

If people were deli meats, Tiff would be olive loaf.